📖 Sermons & Teachings
Pastor Robert preaches the Word with boldness, clarity, and a confidence that comes from never seriously considering that he might be wrong. Browse our sermon archive below. All sermons are available on CD for $8 each or 3 for $20. Contact Debbie to order.
🎙️ CURRENT SERMON SERIES
"Judges, Kings, and Presidential Elections:
Why God Always Picks a Republican"
Why God Always Picks a Republican"
Every Sunday in April · 9AM & 11AM · Bring your voter registration card
RECENT SERMONS
"Love Your Neighbor (Terms and Conditions Apply)"
Pastor Robert tackles the Good Samaritan parable and explains why it has been widely misinterpreted for 2,000 years. The Samaritan, he argues, was acting within reasonable community guidelines. A thought-provoking 47 minutes that will change how you look at your neighborhood watch.
"Blessed Are the Wealthy: A Closer Look at the Beatitudes"
A bold reexamination of the Beatitudes. Pastor Robert argues that "poor in spirit" is a metaphor, "meek" is a translation issue, and "those who hunger and thirst for righteousness" are probably referring to people who want more of the right kind of righteousness. Eye-opening.
"Render Unto Caesar: Why the IRS is Unbiblical"
This one ruffled some feathers (Debbie's note: please do not actually stop filing your taxes based on this sermon. Pastor Robert's accountant wanted that clarified). But the theological point stands. Probably.
"Spare the Rod: A Biblical Defense of Unquestioned Authority"
Pastor Robert addresses the epidemic of children who ask "why" and spouses who have opinions. A timely word for families navigating a world that has confused love with permissiveness and authority with oppression. Available on CD. Also relevant for workplaces.
"Swords Into Plowshares: Except Maybe Not Right Now"
Isaiah prophesied a time of peace. That time, Pastor Robert explains, has not yet arrived. In the meantime, responsible Christians should probably be armed. This is not a contradiction. It is contextual theology. A nuanced 44 minutes.
"The Tower of Babel: Why God Invented Borders"
Pastor Robert's most-requested sermon of 2025. The Tower of Babel isn't just about language — it's a divine blueprint for national separation. A scripture-based argument for why God himself supports strong immigration enforcement. Available on CD and as a pamphlet ($2).
"The Mark of the Beast: A Field Guide to Identifying Woke Ideology"
Pastor Robert's longest sermon of the year and, by his own assessment, his most important. Includes a 12-point checklist for identifying the Beast's influence in your school, workplace, and Nextdoor app. The checklist is available at the welcome table for $1 (suggested donation).
📀 ORDER SERMONS ON CD
All sermons available on CD for $8 each or 3 for $20.
Complete series bundles available. Contact Debbie for the current catalog.
CDs make excellent gifts for family members who need gentle correction.